By Chris Toumanian
A new Massive Damage with guest writer Bucketlamp! Handing cute things a dose of reality since 2006.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is awesome, but Rainbow Dash should try not to boom too hard. Ponies can't keep breaking the laws of physics and win for long!
Rainbow Dash speeds through the sky with a determined smile.
She stretches forward at high speed, trailing a rainbow.
Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and a gray pony watch a bright flash. Sound effect: ‘BOOOOM’.
Red streaks fall from the sky. The watching ponies and the ground are covered in red splatter. Fluttershy is bent over, vomiting. There is no dialogue.