The enemies in Mario are helpless, really. What, are they going to walk back and forth you to death?! Seriously, people.
Mario Is A Furry
By Chris Toumanian
Comic transcript and visual description
Artwork title: ‘Vacations Over’. A Goomba relaxes beside a drink in the desert.
The Goomba looks upward in alarm.
Mario, wearing a Tanooki suit, lands on the Goomba. A score of ‘100’ appears above him. Sound effect: ‘SQUISH!’